You've heard of them...

...and now, here's one. Yes, it's a Yellow-bellied Sapsucker. Like the Snipe, they do exist and it's not easy for them to go through life with the stigma of their name. There is, as well, a Secretary bird, but she can't hold an Inkjet Cartridge #21 to a Sapsucker which taps a tree trunk in perfectly aligned,  descending, left-to-right rows. A QWERTYUIOP to our yellow-bellied friend.